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In the year of our lord nineteen hundred and ninety-seven, three individuals set to make their mark on the world. An event of great magnitude occurred that would change the way of life for years to come. The creation of an organization for the betterment of society was established. These pioneers are Johneric David, Allan Nguyen, and Markus Darby. This is their story of how J.A.M became what it is today….
One fine summer afternoon Johneric, Allan, and Markus set out to find a trade that would be suitable for their needs. In the process of beginning their journey the three individuals decided to delay the process and drink a few frosty pilsner beverages. At the time the three men had no idea that this event would alter theirs lives along with millions and millions of people around the world. As a side note many of you may have heard this beginning story of J.A.M and know of a fourth individual who was present during this event, but was never part of J.A.M because of his low tolerance of alcoholic beverages. His presence is of no significance in the creation of J.A.M.
The day seemed to drag on, yet they kept drinking and drinking. Soon the three men grew hungry from the day’s events and decided to go to a restaurant suitable for people of their class and social status. This restaurant is POPEYE’S and became the official J.A.M restaurant. Now with all the alcoholic beverages that were consumed their bladders needed to be emptied so one by one each individual marked J.A.M’s territory in the POPEYE’S bathroom. Each relieved themselves in different spots in the bathroom. Now this may sound to many of you as a bit odd, and you are right, but these individuals were wasted. Now at the time these events seemed like a random day, but because of these events and because of this day J.A.M was born.
Today J.A.M is still in full existence with the three creators still spreading the word of J.A.M. The Organization has evolved through the years but the core has remained the same. J.A.M is an organization with a different president each day, and no individual can be president on consecutive days. The presidency is decided like the shotgun rule who ever is the first to call it that day is the president. That is how J.A.M survives in-house squabbles, which is rare and can easily be solved with an alcoholic beverage. The president has no real power but serves as a figure head for the organization. J.A.M is an organization established for the betterment of society. Simply when these individuals wake-up in the morning, or show up to the party it’s already a better world.
In years past J.A.M was an exclusive organization with no new members allowed. But with the changing times J.A.M has decided to open their arms to individuals that are worthy of being Junior Jammies (males) or a Jam-her (females). J.A.M does not discriminate against the sexes if you are capable of drinking large volumes of alcoholic beverages, or if you ever went on a spontaneous road trip at 3 a.m. just because you were bored. Then, you might have what it takes to be associated with J.A.M. Eat, Drink, and be Merry. But don’t listen to DMB.
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