There are moments in everyone’s life where one bears witness to greatness, and now for the lucky few whom are fortunate to become associated with J.A.M. These are the moments that one will remember for lifetimes to come.  

In the early years of J.A.M there were no specific requirements to being a member.  The founding fathers felt that there was not a need to have outsiders corrupt the inner circle of J.A.M.  At the time, not having a job and getting together to drink, pretty much meant you were in J.A.M, but that has changed.

Now with the changing times, J.A.M’s founding fathers so too had to evolve. One of the founding fathers has a job.  Another founding father is about to start doing real estate.  The last founding father is thinking about stepping into the blue. (Air Force).  Today, J.A.M is allowing members into the organization.  In the previous article about J.A.M the subject of Junior Jammies (males) and Jam-hers (females) was touched upon.  J.A.M now will unleash upon the world what it takes to be Junior Jammies and Jam-hers.  There are two ways of being allowed into J.A.M, an individual is either jumped in or sexed in.  Just kidding.  In all seriousness an individual considering joining must meet many requirements.

Honestly there are no real requirements in being considered part of J.A.M.  The founder fathers of J.A.M have different views on what it takes to be part of J.A.M.  If you’ve ever finished a bottle of liquor, you might be worthy.  If you’ve ever drank the whole night till the sun comes up, you might be worthy.  If you’ve ever woken up and started drinking, you might be worthy, only if the night before you drank until the sun came up.  It may sound like a person’s ability to drink plays an important part in the consideration of being a member, and it does.  So for all the people with low tolerance not need apply.  Also if you’re willing to take one for the team then you got what it takes.  If you plan a road trip fifteen minutes before you leave than you got what it takes.  If you want to be part of J.A.M then the best bet to being a member is to hope that JohnEric, Al, and Markus like you that day.  If one member does not like you that day you’re not in.  The vote has to be unanimous. If one is lucky to be a Junior Jammy or a Jam-her, the only rule is you can not refuse a drink from the founding fathers.

On another note because J.A.M is becoming known to the world, there has been very envious people that are hating on J.A.M and some trying to emulate the style that J.A.M has created.  J.A.M feels that all the haters and jealous people are wasting their time because the effort to hate on us could be used to have fun and drink with us.  For the ones who are trying to start their own organization, remember you cannot say you are J.A.M sponsored unless J.A.M says you are. Remember J.A.M is an organization that was not created, J.A.M was born from nothingness.

Also J.A.M would like to acknowledge that this past Sunday Nawathip became an Honorary Junior Jammy.  A J.A.M service award is presented to the serving staff at the Shark Club, because they are always on point with J.A.M getting its drink on, unlike another pool hall in Reston that was slow in bring of alcohol beverages. Remember J.A.M is about drinking and having fun so if you chose to partake in these types of activities hit J.A.M up and we’ll meet up with you, if we’re not already there.

 J.A.M