Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who back, back again.  That’s right those FABOLOUS guys are back.  We know it’s been a while shouldn’t left you with out a dope drink to sip to.  We apologize, but mainly John for not being able to write another article until today.  For the first time in J.A.M history every single member has a job. I know can you believe it?  That’s just part of the evolution of what J.A.M has become.  J.A.M wanted to help boost the economic structure in America and to contribute, every member has joined the work force.  Congrats to Al for getting into real estate, Markus for trying to bring J.A.M into the international market as Global coordinator, and to John for selling death as a tobacconist.  Even thought for the millions and millions of J.A.M’s fans, work and our social life has delayed the writing of this article but the delay has just made you wanting more.

Anyway a lot has happened since the last article.  Over the summer Mariah became the first female initiated as a JAM-her, but sadly in all that time no other female has been deemed worthy of being a JAM-her.  The fellas have also been slacking; no other junior-jammy has entered J.A.M since Nop. Now are we going to have to lower our standard to increase the number of members? Hell no, people you need to step up and prove yourself.  Also Al went to California to spread J.A.M out to the West Coast. Actually nothing really has happened in that time but the same ‘ol lots of drinking and more drinking oh yeah I almost forgot more drinking.  There are certain people out there that will no longer play cards with us because you think we cheat.  Look we can’t help it that every time we play you get so drunk, that you never want to drink again.

On a more serious note, it has been brought to my attention that we’re getting to old for this life style and that we need to settle down, that maybe true it may not be true, but I do know one thing a J.A.M life is the life for me and when the time comes J.A.M will evolve just like a Pokemon.  Just kidding.

I don’t know if you have heard but Dave is getting married, and the only reason I bring him up in a J.A.M article is because the challenge has been waged against J.A.M and friends that we cannot dry out the bar at the reception.  I take this challenge as an insult and believe many of us do.  For one night only J.A.M will join forces with all our allies to prove Dave wrong.  That’s right a dragon’s wing is being created and our forces combine we will be unstoppable. Plus it’s free liquor; you know J.A.M isn’t going to pass that up.  Once again we bid you adieu and remember when ever you put your glass up in the air drink one for J.A.M.

Most importantly Markus and I would like to wish the elder member of J.A.M a very happy birthday, and to everyone we all hope you have an amazing Thanksgiving.

J.A.M